Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
Hello fellow nerds!
A new school year is approaching, and since I have to nail my A* this year I put together a masterpost with helpful links and tips that I have gathered throughout my school years. Good luck this year: you´ll do just fine!1. Learn ´em languages2. Do your research3. Learn how to write like a God
- 10 practical tips for writing better exam essays.
- Writing an essay.
- Harvard writing resources.
- Writing application essays.
- Writing a personal statement.
- Genre characteristics.
- Writing a literary analysis essay.
- Answering essay questions.
- Get feedback.
- Bibliography maker.
- What is the word you´re looking for?4. Oh yes sweet reading5. Get your studying and organization game on6. Stress and anxiety management because school is stressful7. Go get ´em tests8. Classroom participation - because teachers love that shit9. Software and pages for us nerdy kids10. Yo! Take some time to care ´bout yo´self
girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack
Guys ignore the fact that I’m posting a picture of the new pants I bought (but hey at least I’m not wearing them) but John totally needs to buy a pair of these to wear for Sherlock. Sure, red pants Monday. But Crime Scene pants Tuesday (or whatever day) because Sherlock would treat John’s ass the way he’d treat a crime scene - with such singular focus.
"mom….I think I’m punk rock…."
"the bible said adam and eve not patrick and pete"
Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….
Denny’s what the hell
Reblog if you want to Demon!Dean in an all black suit, red tie, holding a red rose, in the middle of a rose garden when Sam shows up. Parallels anyone?
Name a british actor who has never been in drag.
GO ON, DO IT.
I DARE YOU.
you forgot these two
Also don’t forget.
the reblog button is so important to me when this post comes along